I know you've all been wondering where I've been. Well, that's a story for another time.
Today, I want to talk about Sarah Palin. Oh, that Sarah Palin. That babe. That minx. That fox. Those gubernatorial gams, those luscious hockey-mom lips. Apparently she's got some ideas too. I think that's where we start to run into problems.
However, Sarah, you're every political nerd's librarian/milf fantasy.
Sarah, honey - you're crazy. Bat-shit insane, but I love you. You know you were chosen to out-rockstar the rockstar that is Barack Obama, right? You exist on the ticket in order to get the rescucsitation going on the old man's campaign...you're there to get the blood going in those stodgy old men who didn't think McCain was conservative enough. That's it. You're on the ticket to sway dissapointed Hillary voters into voting Republican, even though the only thing you and Hillary share is the lack of a Y chromosome.
You're the foil to McCain's nursing home image - the old man at the end of the bar at the VFW complaining about all the "damn kids on their damn skateboards", and the "darkies" in the neighborhood that weren't here in 1956 when he left for basic training. That guy.
I could picture McCain becoming president and having some age-relative issue leaving him unable to fulfill some of his duties, or even carry out his elected term. Then, my dear, that'd put you at the helm of the country. You'd have a meeting in Saudi Arabia, flashing those legs like there's no tomorrow, trying to pry more oil from our "friends" who knocked down our buildings a few years ago. I could see that, the international incident it would cause...the legs that launched a thousand RPGs...oh, Sarah.
Another difference we have, Sarah - and why we could never work - I don't trust fundamentalists, whether they be of the Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or Smurf variety. I think you are all loony, heads in the clouds, off the deep end. A President's concerns should be on the Earth, where the country is - not in the Heavens where nothing is.
Whitey out.
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5 comments:
brilliant!
"Then, my dear, that'd put you at the helm of the country. You'd have a meeting in Saudi Arabia, flashing those legs like there's no tomorrow, trying to pry more oil from our "friends" who knocked down our buildings a few years ago"
This part of the text shows why in recent years the americans became known for lack of culture and why for most part of the world you are seen as enemies. Olympic Games showed that clearly.
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I will leave you a comment your as stupid as the president we have today not knowing what is good for our country Sarah cant help she is so beautiful but do remember she is a woman with integrity, intelligent. A woman that knows what hard work is,a woman that knows what americans really needs. When she runs for president she will make the next history of america
I will leave you a comment your as stupid as the president we have today not knowing what is good for our country Sarah cant help she is so beautiful but do remember she is a woman with integrity, intelligent. A woman that knows what hard work is,a woman that knows what americans really needs. When she runs for president she will make the next history of america
Yes, Sarah Palin would have fixed the economy with her magic vagina.
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